I’m Bond

Posted by عمار - aMmAr | Posted in humor | Posted on 31-01-2007-05-2008

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On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.

Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I know your name please?”

MR Bond: “My name is Bond” ………..continuing in his inimitable style,“……James Bond.” 

Then Bond asks: “And you?”

Telugu Guy: ” My name is Rao… 

Siva Rao… 

Samba Siva Rao… 

Venkata Samba Siva Rao… 

Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao… 

Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao… 

Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao… 


Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao… ….
 

and it went on 

Since, then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply replies “James Bond” :(

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Muslim World

Posted by عمار - aMmAr | Posted in General, islam | Posted on 29-01-2007-05-2008

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Hussain (AS)

tum nahee rahay,

tumara ghar nahee raha,

per tumaray baad zalimo ka koi dar nahee raha

                                                                                (Iftekhar Arif)                 

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LUV actually…

Posted by عمار - aMmAr | Posted in Few Liners, General | Posted on 24-01-2007-05-2008

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I eat TV and watched the food; I baked books and studied the cakes; I switched off the bed and slept on the fan….this is how crazy I get when I miss you…

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Techno Threat

Posted by عمار - aMmAr | Posted in Pictures that speak, humor | Posted on 17-01-2007-05-2008

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Memorable Quotes from the movie ‘The Depaprted’

Posted by عمار - aMmAr | Posted in Few Liners | Posted on 17-01-2007-05-2008

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Frank Costello: When you decide to be something, you can be it. That’s what they don’t tell you in the  church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I’m saying to you is this: when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference? 
 

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Oliver Queenan: Do you have any idea what we do in our department?
Billy Costigan: As a matter of fact, I do. I…
Dignam: Let’s say you have no idea, zero, none. If you had an idea about we do we wouldn’t be good at what we do now would we? We would be cunts, you callin’ us cunts?

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Police Camera Tech: Who the fuck are you?
Dignam: I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy

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Colin Sullivan: Just fucking kill me. Just fucking kill me.
Billy Costigan: I am gonna fucking kill you.
[Elevator door opens and Billy is shot in the head]

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[Watching Costigan beat up the Providence gangsters, destroying his store in the process]
Pakistani Proprietor: What’s wrong with this fucking country? Everybody hates everybody!

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