Things to do when ‘Bijlee’ (electricity) is out!
Posted by عمار - aMmAr | Posted in Pakistan, Politics, humor | Posted on 06-03-2008-05-2008
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Sizzling summers have yet to come but the love hate relationship between WAPDA and KESC struck the Karchiites yesterday morning. Auntie Bijlee was out for 12 or more hours in many parts of the Karachi city. Yippeee!! 
There cant be any replacement to the level of enjoyment one can have; when the temperature is 40 plus and there is no power to run your electronic goodies; fans, room coolers, air conditioners etc 
One cant help oneself but to sweat and smell. Yes I am talking about the same gross feeling which will welcome you with open arms this summer. These are the few exciting things you should look out for 
- Turn on your radios and listen to the wanna be RJ’s. My (least) favorite show; The Sahir Show there are less SRK’s in Mumbai city then in Gulshan e Iqbal alone.
- Aunties don’t waste your time cooking for your family. Its gossip time go out in the neighborhood and gossip about your in laws, vegetables, fashion, doctors, maids and aunty Zubaidas new car
- College students, I know board exams are ahead and you guys wanna study but you didn’t open your books the whole year, so whats the point now
- I know it sucks when people labor hard all day at work and there is no electricity when home. So what’s the point of coming back? Working overtime is as popular in summers as general Musharraf was before the Chief Justice case.
- Cricket is out, Hide& seek is in. Air conditioners are out,
Have a nice summer!
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hahhaha amazin yar g8 post and fantastics ideas to implement and havea g8 time …
lol, good one bro! =P’
and if you are musician you can practice with your acoustic guitar =D
@beeca
thanx
but this is for Pakistanis and not for NRP’s non residential Pakistanis 
@ H-N
thanx a lot dawg!
one can always play with a desk, musician or not!
ya rite atleast i could feel da pain if my dear pakistanis esp U, besides m nt leavin in a couple of mths
BUT STILL VRY NICLY WRITTEN
acha ab ghar bhi na ayen ;@
nicely written ammar..hehhe
theres one more thing that most of the ladies doo..lite k jatey hi..they remember k they hav to lose their weight ..n u can see 2 -3 girls on each rooftop/ garden…each of dem doin sumthng bw wlakin n jogging..god knows wat it is..lol
Don’t forget the already Chour(thief) Shopkeepers who usualy weigh a pound less then the actual weight n now with less light u never know what ull have in the bag when ull end up opening it at home
@beeca
thanks for caring about us
@ annz
point to be noted!
thats a news for me
@hassan
overtime 
overtime man
@Nikki
well public aint that fool, they’l kick some shop keeper ass if something of this nature happens
@ Ammar:
Expect More
Rather an other solution is, Spend your one month salary and buy a generator or UPS
@ om
hmmm why it didnt occur to me pehlay
maybe because of the long duration.