A: O ma this world is coming to an end, O ma God. O lord please save us from this curse!
B: Hold on your horse’s boy and tell me what’s wrong.
A: Don’t you know? Where on earth is your state of mind
B: Oh you don’t wanna know.
A: Why?
B: Because to get there you need to have a state of mind.
A: Very Funny.
B: Thank you! I know I have a sense of humor and it rocks.
A: I don’t have time for this; I have to text message all my friends and warn them.
B: About what? They already know that you are in their lives… ha ha
A: Ha Ha Ha! Quit watching stupid comedy shows on the tele.
B: And switch to what? News Channels!
A: Do what ever you like, but I have to buy some extra food and gas for any emergency, God forbid.
B: Now hold on, I had it with you acting crazy. You’re behaving as if this world is coming to an end or for worse; George W. Bush will spend his retirement years in Pakistan
A: Much worse is going to happen to this country. Don’t you know that Zardari will be the new President of Pakistan
B: So?!
A: So! ‘That’s the most stupid question anyone ever asked on this planet’. Don’t you know Zardari akaMr. 10% is the King of of Kings when it comes to Corruption!
B: Ooooh! I am scared You’re such a whining ass aren’t ya! And if you ask me, you deserve Zardari to be your ruler.
A: How can you say something so insensitive like that :O
B: Answer me; who told you about him being corrupt or whatever you call him?
A: The whole world knows what corruption he brought to this country in the 90’s.
B: Do you have a proof, any piece of evidence? Something that can bring him down.
A: You talk absurd, don’t you know about SurreyPalaces and his pet horses that used to get VIP treatment of our tax paying money.
B: I am sure he did all that corruption but like I said before you guys deserve him.
A: Why are you repeating this sentence?
B: Because I mean it and I can prove it and you will agree with me that you guys deserve Zardari to be your President.
A: Okay wise guy, give your best shot prove me wrong!
B: You know for the past several years where Zaradari was; behind bars. And the interesting bid is he spend all that time without being proven guilty.
A: So you want to tell me that he’s innocent thats crap!
B: Did I say that? All I am saying that both Nawaz and Musharraf kept him behind the bars on cases and spend millions of your tax paying money in Swiss courts but despite all that none of the cases proved him guilty of what they and you charge him for.
A: He deserved that, he’s the richest man of the country today because of the corruption he did.
B: I am sure you read that in a forwarded email but you are not getting my point. Do you know about NRO. It’s a peace of order that baptized him from all the sins that you accuse him of. Those Cases that he was not ever proven guilty for, and despite that he served behind time bars.
So technically speaking ( and according to NRO)he was punished for all those years for nothing
A: That’s bullshit, how can someone presently forget all those tax payer money that he wasted in some casinos, just because some lame ass order says so?
B: Good question, and only one person can answer this?
A: Who?
B: Your beloved Musharraf
A: What poor Musahrraf has to do with this?
B: Everything, he created NRO and ordered his cabinet to pass it. And so they did in late 2007 and long before the elections. In which state of mind were you that time?
A: This cant be happening, the supreme court should stop NRO.
B: They will not, it’s the court of hand picked judges. These judges are not designed to say NO to the orders of the MAN in charge.
A: I cant believe why someone like Musharraf gave a clean chit to these corrupt politicians.
B: Simple, dictators breed on corrupt politicians. And people like you find dictators the bestest thing that could happen to this country. So the mother nature takes its revenge by appointing most corrupt, infamous and controversial people on you.
Posted by عمار - aMmAr | Posted in Rekhta, videos | Posted on 25-08-2008-05-2008
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Just saw the news trail on the tele which confirms the death one of the greatest urdu poetof all time; Mr. Ahmed Faraz. Where ever Urdu language and poetry is spoken and admired the ghazals and poems of Faraz hold a special place. He was one of the most politically correct poets like Habib Jalib and never compromised on his principles.
This post is a humble tribute to a man who struggled his entire life to give Urdu poetry the position it deserves.
All the sports lovers of the world are enjoying the on going Beijing Olympics. Chinese sportsmen are at the top of their game like always and have successfully earned most of the Gold in the first half of this sports gala. Not surprising eh?
Now come down from China to its neighboring country Pakistan. Hockey is our national sports and our performance in hockey tells a lot about our nation. Every player plays with 3 hockey’s each. One hockey in hand and the remaining two appears some where from their socks. But you cant blame them or can you, considering the wheat crisis in the country I’m sure they don’t get much to eat or drink. Unlike our cricketers who not only not only have the luxury to fancy and expensive stuff to eat, drink and sniff
But even that is not the only reason that our hockey players displayed below average performance. They are under this inferiority complex, because they don’t get no coverage in the media. The other day my mum told me that the reason we lost in hockey because we don’t have Kabir Khan in the team.
I asked her; ‘who?’
She said that Kabir Khan, who also coach girls team.
And she was like: So what? He was on our side in the first scene of the film.
I was speechless, so I brainstormed a bit and came to this conclusion that the reason of our performance or lack of presence in the Olympics is because of the fact that we are not allowed to play sports that we are actually good at. If they can have gymnastics and athletics in which we are not really good. Then we can play sports like;
Luudo
Gilli Danda
Kho Kho
King
Pithu Baari
Cham Cham
Cheel Uri
Patti
Chuppan Chuppai
Pakram Pakraai
Carem
Now the above mention sports/games are equally exciting and fun to play. For example;
King:
Players make a ring and shout the word ‘RING’ and jump back. The one in the middle is the potential knockout player so it is his duty jump and touch/kick the foot of the any other player to save his ass from getting knocked out of the game.
Pithu Bari:
Pithus are medium sized pieces of flat shaped rocks that are place over each other, now the team who looses the toss has to break this pyramid by hitting it with a ball. After the pyramid is broken down into pieces and on the floor; one team has to rebuilt the pyramid while the other team will fetch the ball and hit the players of the other team (the guys who are rebuilding the pyramid).
Chuppan Chupai (Hide and Seek):
Now this is an international sport. But I would not recommend it, as we cant trust our players activities in front of cameras who will take the responsibility of them while hiding you never know what happens
Conclusion:
Anyways I hope the Olympics committee should keep these options into consideration because we are desperately in need of some medals. As gold and silver prices are getting higher with every second while I am typing this blog post.
you never know what happens