Posted on 28-08-2008
Filed Under (Politics, Social and Politics, humor) by عمار - aMmAr


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A: O ma this world is coming to an end, O ma God. O lord please save us from this curse!

 

B: Hold on your horse’s boy and tell me what’s wrong.

 

A: Don’t you know? Where on earth is your state of mind :P

 

B: Oh you don’t wanna know.

 

A: Why?

 

B: Because to get there you need to have a state of mind.

 

A: Very Funny.

 

B: Thank you! I know I have a sense of humor and it rocks.

 

A: I don’t have time for this; I have to text message all my friends and warn them.

 

B: About what? They already know that you are in their lives… ha ha :D

 

A: Ha Ha Ha! Quit watching stupid comedy shows on the tele.

 

B: And switch to what? News Channels!

 

A: Do what ever you like, but I have to buy some extra food and gas for any emergency, God forbid.

 

B: Now hold on, I had it with you acting crazy. You’re behaving as if this world is coming to an end or for worse; George W. Bush will spend his retirement years in Pakistan :P

 

A: Much worse is going to happen to this country. Don’t you know that Zardari will be the new President of Pakistan :(

 

B: So?!

 

A: So! ‘That’s the most stupid question anyone ever asked on this planet’. Don’t you know Zardari aka  Mr. 10% is the King of of Kings when it comes to Corruption!

 

B: Ooooh! I am scared :P You’re such a whining ass aren’t ya! And if you ask me, you deserve Zardari to be your ruler.

 

A: How can you say something so insensitive like that :O

 

B: Answer me; who told you about him being corrupt or whatever you call him?

 

A: The whole world knows what corruption he brought to this country in the 90’s.

 

B: Do you have a proof, any piece of evidence? Something that can bring him down.

 

A: You talk absurd, don’t you know about Surrey Palaces and his pet horses that used to get VIP treatment of our tax paying money.

 

B: I am sure he did all that corruption but like I said before you guys deserve him.

 

A: Why are you repeating this sentence?

 

B: Because I mean it and I can prove it and you will agree with me that you guys deserve Zardari to be your President.

 

A: Okay wise guy, give your best shot :P prove me wrong!

 

B: You know for the past several years where Zaradari was; behind bars. And the interesting bid is he spend all that time without being proven guilty.

 

A: So you want to tell me that he’s innocent :P thats crap!

 

B: Did I say that? All I am saying that both Nawaz and Musharraf kept him behind the bars on cases and spend millions of your tax paying money in Swiss courts but despite all that none of the cases proved him guilty of what they and you charge him for.

 

A: He deserved that, he’s the richest man of the country today because of the corruption he did.

 

B: I am sure you read that in a forwarded email :P but you are not getting my point. Do you know about NRO. It’s a peace of order that baptized him from all the sins that you accuse him of. Those Cases that he was not ever proven guilty for, and despite that he served behind time bars.

 

So technically speaking ( and according to NRO)he was punished for all those years for nothing :D

 

A: That’s bullshit, how can someone presently forget all those tax payer money that he wasted in some casinos, just because some lame ass order says so?

 

B: Good question, and only one person can answer this?

 

A: Who?

B: Your beloved  Musharraf   :)

 

A: What poor Musahrraf has to do with this?

 

B: Everything, he created NRO and ordered his cabinet to pass it. And so they did in late 2007 and long before the elections. In which state of mind were you that time? :P

 

A: This cant be happening, the supreme court should stop NRO.

 

B: They will not, it’s the court of hand picked judges. These judges are not designed to say NO to the orders of the MAN in charge.

 

A: I cant believe why someone like Musharraf gave a clean chit to these corrupt politicians.

 

B: Simple, dictators breed on corrupt politicians. And people like you find dictators the bestest thing that could happen to this country. So the mother nature takes its revenge by appointing most corrupt, infamous and controversial people on you.

 

Like I said, you guys deserve Zardari :P :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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