R O N I Nammar yasir’s personal blog

I am sure you all are aware of the XMAS carol. During the Bakra Eid season in Pakistan we have something closer in fact better then that, we called it BKARA EID CAROL. As the day Eid gets closer kids from the neighborhood are found singing and chanting

GAAYE AAYEE GAATE AAYEE (Here comes the cow, here comes the cow).     

Speaking of cows I like to share an old story of 2cows that were related (cousins) and were very much in LOVE (straight)   But lived at the opposite sides of their respective borders. This is a story of a cow from Pakistan who called her cousin cow in India for some last minute goodbye.

Pakistani Cow: How you doing gurl??

Indian Cow: never been better

Pakistani Cow: Hmmm… somebody sounds happy??

Indian Cow: You bet !! listen to this one, over here in India I AM GAAAD!

Pakistani Cow: Holy Kawww! Get out of here, you are keeding me right?

Indian Cow: I swear upon Anjuman (Lollywood Actress) the only cow from our community who made it to the big screens.

Pakistani Cow: Sigh! You better not be lying because swearing upon Anju’s name is blasphemous in COW religion.

Indian Cow: I know that Gurl! And I am telling, you I am having the best time of my life. They feed me fresh grass, icy water, I live in an air conditioned farm house and I even got an IPOD And the respect makes me feel all holy and stuff

Pakisatni Cow: Hmmm…. Ok… Btw I am pretty popular here too, I guess. People from different neighborhood come to check me out as well and where ever I go they chant;

GAAYE AAYEE GAATE AAYEE 

Indian Cow: why they haven’t seen a white cow before

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