Yes the answers you get when you ask a not so simple question, and in return you get an answer which is obviously anyhting but the truth. Here are my favorite Top3’s

3) We are just friends

You can witness them glued together. Talk, walk, eat, drink together and when you ask either of the one who also happens to be your friend. You get,”Nah we are just two friends irrespective of gender “. Yes that and Musharraf likes to wear lipstick when nobody is watching irrespective of gender

2) Iran got WMV’s and its a threat to world peace

The same way that the poor Iraq had WMV’s which were never found? But the troops are still in Iraq and now you are making up the same bullshit story for Iran. How original

1) We will restore the Judges, Zardari

Mu Ha Ha Ha! Okay you got me on this one uncle

I know the poor Awam (masses) are bunch of idiots but we aint that stoooopid. We know you cant make up your mind with NRO on one side and the American Pressure on the other. So please give up on that story and come up with a better one. Because its hardly been 100 days and we hate you!

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Khatarnaak Kisaan Aunty(Dangerous Farmer Aunty)

Hero Ka bachpan (Hero’s Childhood)

Handsup! werna dishoo disho kerdoongi (Hands up or I will dishoo dishoo you!)

Oye Khochee.. dharka dharka dharka…. Bang! Bang!Bang!Bang! (cant translate this :()

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Pace man Asif aka “Asif Bonga” was finally released from the custody of Dubai Police. Technically speaking bhai saab was deported. Will these idiots ever learn to behave? hmm.. no. So I get back to my first question; Is Asif Bonga smarter than a fiifth grader?

Answer: “NO!”

Because even a fifth grader knows that if you are arrested at the airport with dope in your possession you are considered to be a smuggler. And in some countries they hang smugglers Damn, don’t you watch movies!

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Dil ke behlanay ko Ghalib yeh Khayaal acha hai!

Imad forwarded me an article of NY Times where I found this picture. In this picture you can observe Steven P. Jobs Apple’s CEO with his wife Laurene Powell.

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Please don’t take me wrong, its not an inappropriate thing to say As a matter of fact, if you receive an email from Guy Kawasaki then you can proudly roam around in your office and tell everyone how you were Guy Kawasakied!

I don’t know if this legend (I was Guy Kawasakied…) is true or my colleague in the office just made it up! But any ways the guy is a “Somebody” in the IT business and one of the few who have earned both respect and appreciation in this business . I along with my other team mates of Teabreak.pk can proudly say:

“I was Guy Kawasakied…”

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