Just when you thought that Bush was a real champ, his party member and Presidential candidate Sen. McCain prove everyone wrong. In his latest interview he emphasized on improving “Situation” on the Iraq and Pakistan border.

WAIT A SECOND!

Iraq and Pakistan share a border? thats a news What map do they have there?

If I recall, the time when Bush Junr. was interviewed on a similar program. On a question he claimed that Musharraf was the President of India. I wonder what is the criteria to elect or select US Presidents. Maybe they set a particular IQ level (read: less then equal to a fourth grader) and anyone below that becomes the President not once but twice. That means Obama has little chances as he appears to be wiser then a fourth grader. I repeat appears to be wiser

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Do not try this at Home, this man is a professional stunt driver He can ride a honda, talk on the cell with one hand and pick his nose from another (read: gross) and still can manage the balance on the bike with the refrigerator on the back.

Thats why they say;

“Mai tai haaanda hee lai saaaa”

Translation:

I will take Honda only!

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Yes the answers you get when you ask a not so simple question, and in return you get an answer which is obviously anyhting but the truth. Here are my favorite Top3’s

3) We are just friends

You can witness them glued together. Talk, walk, eat, drink together and when you ask either of the one who also happens to be your friend. You get,”Nah we are just two friends irrespective of gender “. Yes that and Musharraf likes to wear lipstick when nobody is watching irrespective of gender

2) Iran got WMV’s and its a threat to world peace

The same way that the poor Iraq had WMV’s which were never found? But the troops are still in Iraq and now you are making up the same bullshit story for Iran. How original

1) We will restore the Judges, Zardari

Mu Ha Ha Ha! Okay you got me on this one uncle

I know the poor Awam (masses) are bunch of idiots but we aint that stoooopid. We know you cant make up your mind with NRO on one side and the American Pressure on the other. So please give up on that story and come up with a better one. Because its hardly been 100 days and we hate you!

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Khatarnaak Kisaan Aunty(Dangerous Farmer Aunty)

Hero Ka bachpan (Hero’s Childhood)

Handsup! werna dishoo disho kerdoongi (Hands up or I will dishoo dishoo you!)

Oye Khochee.. dharka dharka dharka…. Bang! Bang!Bang!Bang! (cant translate this :()

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Pace man Asif aka “Asif Bonga” was finally released from the custody of Dubai Police. Technically speaking bhai saab was deported. Will these idiots ever learn to behave? hmm.. no. So I get back to my first question; Is Asif Bonga smarter than a fiifth grader?

Answer: “NO!”

Because even a fifth grader knows that if you are arrested at the airport with dope in your possession you are considered to be a smuggler. And in some countries they hang smugglers Damn, don’t you watch movies!

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