A: O ma this world is coming to an end, O ma God. O lord please save us from this curse!

 

B: Hold on your horse’s boy and tell me what’s wrong.

 

A: Don’t you know? Where on earth is your state of mind

 

B: Oh you don’t wanna know.

 

A: Why?

 

B: Because to get there you need to have a state of mind.

 

A: Very Funny.

 

B: Thank you! I know I have a sense of humor and it rocks.

 

A: I don’t have time for this; I have to text message all my friends and warn them.

 

B: About what? They already know that you are in their lives… ha ha

 

A: Ha Ha Ha! Quit watching stupid comedy shows on the tele.

 

B: And switch to what? News Channels!

 

A: Do what ever you like, but I have to buy some extra food and gas for any emergency, God forbid.

 

B: Now hold on, I had it with you acting crazy. You’re behaving as if this world is coming to an end or for worse; George W. Bush will spend his retirement years in Pakistan

 

A: Much worse is going to happen to this country. Don’t you know that Zardari will be the new President of Pakistan

 

B: So?!

 

A: So! ‘That’s the most stupid question anyone ever asked on this planet’. Don’t you know Zardari aka  Mr. 10% is the King of of Kings when it comes to Corruption!

 

B: Ooooh! I am scared You’re such a whining ass aren’t ya! And if you ask me, you deserve Zardari to be your ruler.

 

A: How can you say something so insensitive like that :O

 

B: Answer me; who told you about him being corrupt or whatever you call him?

 

A: The whole world knows what corruption he brought to this country in the 90’s.

 

B: Do you have a proof, any piece of evidence? Something that can bring him down.

 

A: You talk absurd, don’t you know about Surrey Palaces and his pet horses that used to get VIP treatment of our tax paying money.

 

B: I am sure he did all that corruption but like I said before you guys deserve him.

 

A: Why are you repeating this sentence?

 

B: Because I mean it and I can prove it and you will agree with me that you guys deserve Zardari to be your President.

 

A: Okay wise guy, give your best shot prove me wrong!

 

B: You know for the past several years where Zaradari was; behind bars. And the interesting bid is he spend all that time without being proven guilty.

 

A: So you want to tell me that he’s innocent thats crap!

 

B: Did I say that? All I am saying that both Nawaz and Musharraf kept him behind the bars on cases and spend millions of your tax paying money in Swiss courts but despite all that none of the cases proved him guilty of what they and you charge him for.

 

A: He deserved that, he’s the richest man of the country today because of the corruption he did.

 

B: I am sure you read that in a forwarded email but you are not getting my point. Do you know about NRO. It’s a peace of order that baptized him from all the sins that you accuse him of. Those Cases that he was not ever proven guilty for, and despite that he served behind time bars.

 

So technically speaking ( and according to NRO)he was punished for all those years for nothing

 

A: That’s bullshit, how can someone presently forget all those tax payer money that he wasted in some casinos, just because some lame ass order says so?

 

B: Good question, and only one person can answer this?

 

A: Who?

B: Your beloved  Musharraf  

 

A: What poor Musahrraf has to do with this?

 

B: Everything, he created NRO and ordered his cabinet to pass it. And so they did in late 2007 and long before the elections. In which state of mind were you that time?

 

A: This cant be happening, the supreme court should stop NRO.

 

B: They will not, it’s the court of hand picked judges. These judges are not designed to say NO to the orders of the MAN in charge.

 

A: I cant believe why someone like Musharraf gave a clean chit to these corrupt politicians.

 

B: Simple, dictators breed on corrupt politicians. And people like you find dictators the bestest thing that could happen to this country. So the mother nature takes its revenge by appointing most corrupt, infamous and controversial people on you.

 

Like I said, you guys deserve Zardari

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Poetry of defiance:

Popularity: 17% [?]

 

 

We Pakistani have this habit to make new records. And these records are not limited to the field of cricket only where we allow infant teams like Ireland (in last WC) and Bangladesh (96) to beat us in big tournaments of the only sport left (ie Cricket) that we are actually good at in comparison to other sports.

 

So I was talking about history making, we are making new records in the sport of politics. As the parliament is impeaching the President who himself hold quite a few local and world records. If I can recall when the retired general was frequently asked that when will he resign, his answer simply used to be that when the people will ask him to. That seems to be apparently an honest reply from a then straight forward General that he used to portray himself to be.

 

For those who don’t know all four provincial assemblies have shown distrust on the retired general for holding the office of Presidency. This disapproval came in the shape of resolution that was carried out separately in all four provinces. Though this resolution has no legal value but morally speaking it was yet again proved that the majority wants him sacked. And for some the story does not end here, they want him tried for the crimes he has committed in 9 long years. Please keep in mind that both MQM and PPP Sherpao did not support Musharraf in this provincial resolution. MQM chose to abstain and the ex federal minister Sherpaao’s party voted against Musharraf.

 

 

 

I think even a blind man can witness how things actually are. Even if you go on the streets and ask common men, the majority wants him out and tried for hundreds of cases and crimes.

 

Question is; cant he see that?

 

I am sure he can, but he will choose to ignore.

 

For what?

 

For the love of position, power and self esteem he will drag his feet. He will drag his feet for the love of Kursi, “his precious”

Popularity: 16% [?]

Just when you thought that Bush was a real champ, his party member and Presidential candidate Sen. McCain prove everyone wrong. In his latest interview he emphasized on improving “Situation” on the Iraq and Pakistan border.

WAIT A SECOND!

Iraq and Pakistan share a border? thats a news What map do they have there?

If I recall, the time when Bush Junr. was interviewed on a similar program. On a question he claimed that Musharraf was the President of India. I wonder what is the criteria to elect or select US Presidents. Maybe they set a particular IQ level (read: less then equal to a fourth grader) and anyone below that becomes the President not once but twice. That means Obama has little chances as he appears to be wiser then a fourth grader. I repeat appears to be wiser

 

Popularity: 19% [?]

 

Name: Doctor Afia Siddiqui

 

Age: 36

 

Occupation: Neuroscientist (MIT graduate)

 

Karachi, March 2003 Dr.Afia along with her 3 children mysteriously disappeared on her way to Karachi Airport. She was going to Rawalpindi, Punjab but never reached the Airport. According to press reports the mother of three (Dr. Afia) had been picked-up by Pakistani intelligence and handed over to FBI (American Federal Bureau of Investigation). Though her kidnapping had been denied by both the Governments but like other Pakistani Citizens who were handed over (Read: sold out) untried to the Americans by Musharraf Govt. And Dr. Afia got no special treatment like the rest of her Pakistani brothers aka The Missing People.

 

Days after her disappearance the News that came out of Hollywood (American Media) that Dr.Afia was arrested on suspicion of facilitating money transfers for Alqaeda.  These allegations were immediately turned down by her family. And a great amount of pressure was enforced on her family and they were asked not to make any fuss.

 

Until this year her whereabouts were almost unknown to her family and others but a few journalists and activists pointed out a prisoner woman, who was more known as ‘Prisoner 650′ and was detained in Afghanistan’s Bagram prison.According to them she was  tortured to the point where she has lost her mind. 

 

 After the pressure of media and Human Rights activist FBI most recently admitted the fact that they were behind her arrest and that she was in solitary confinement and in a serious medical condition in Afghanistan in the prison run and controlled by US forces.  

 

Tuesday August 4^th 2008

 

Dr.Afia was summoned before a federal judge in New York City on charges of attempted murder and assault. She faces up to 20 years in prison on each charge if convicted. According to FBI the mother of three was shot and wounded in Afghanistan last month during a confrontation with U.S. intelligence officials who according to them wanted to question her about alleged ties to the terrorist group al-Qaida.

 

As U.S. military and civilian investigators prepared to question her the following day, the criminal complaint says Siddiqui grabbed a rifle and pointed it at a U.S. soldier. An interpreter pushed the rifle aside as she fired at least twice, but no one was hit. A U.S. officer returned fire with a handgun, hitting her at least once in the torso. (source)

 

For those who watch American Bull crap in the form of movies, this plot might not sound unfamiliar. Woman as frail as her cant even carry a rifle as described in their Bullshit report. This fact is quite apparent from her recent photo. Besides that being ‘An American’ citizen she was tortured and raped in prison and yet shes facing all these charges and might serve another 20 years in prison. I thought only Pakistani Govt. torture their prisoners before trial but US of A didn’t let us down on this one as well as they did the same with their own nationality holder.

 

I feel ashamed for myself and other Pakistani men who are proud of their so called masculinity when they can’t help or protect their mothers, daughters and sisters from incidents like these. I wonder why MQM has nothing to say on this one as the disappearance took place under their regime and in their area and of a woman whose ethinic background they claim to safe guard in their ever changing policies.

 

I want to question Pervez Musharraf (and those agencies members that were involved in her dissaperence ) who is a father of a daughter, has a wife and had a mother. Do you have any shame left in your corrupted soul? I wonder how do you sleep at night?

 

I want to question the western media and activists who are so proud of the freedom they provide their women and allege Muslim countries for violation of the so called ‘Human Rights’. What do you have to say on this one?

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