A guy and his buddy were drinking beer at a bar on a Saturday night.
Guy: Hey! Did you hear some terrorists went on a rampage and killed around a 100 people in Mumbai
Buddy: Whatever.
Guy: What do you mean whatever? It’s all over the news.
Buddy: Five thousand people were killed in 2 days in
Guy: What’s
Buddy: My point exactly.
So a random and stupid question just popped in my head. How come a 100 people die in a busy and prosperous city and it becomes the most important thing in the world, while 1000’s die in places like
A couple of lines in the newspaper and 45 second bulletin on the TV and thats that. Thats about all the attention those dirty, illetrate, sunburnt and poor people deserve. Whereas citizens of a metropolis and a commercial center, they deserve all the attention the world has to offer. So I guess one can deduce that in order to have the attention of the world, you have to be important and rich.
Which brings me to my second ridiculasly idiotic point. Why did those boys do what they did in Mumbai? Obviously they were aware that they were not going to get away with it. Obviously they knew that what they were doing will not solve any of thier problems. Either they were brain washed by elements who want to destabilaze
Why should they be happy and not us?
Why should they have opportunity and a future and not us?
Why should they not pay?
Indeed those gun wielding, grenade throwing, crazy bastards wanted to let the world know about their plight, their misery. All they wanted was some attention.
“Didnt nobody tell you that attention is reserved for the rich and privileged?” A sane person asked.
“Well then thats just the kind of city I am gonna shoot up.” Replied the insane as he loaded his AK-47.
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Vicious, despicable, or thoroughly disliked persons, gentlemen, and ladies can be Project Managers. Lost souls, procrastinators, and wishy-washies cannot.- Jerry Madden
(Jerry Madden is an Associate Director of the Flight Projects Directorate at NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center)
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The other day I had an interesting conversation with R.Sameem. It was something like this;
R.S: I like your write up’s
aMmAr: thanx…me too 
[ i mocked her a lil]
R.S: You know, you got a gift.
aMmAr: “What good is a gift if it can’t get me money!!”
Today when I opened my inbox, I got the following email;
We all work for money. No doubt but if we love our jobs and your boss or company’s management is understanding and caring then whats wrong in being loyal??
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I remember when I was a kid and all I ever wanted to be was a grown up. Because for me growing up was so freaking cool; grownups can drive, they can smoke that thing call cigarette or what ever and a cool smoky ring comes out of ones mouth. I use to watch my dad smoking and one day when he accidentally threw that thing on the floor, I picked it up and took a puff. The result was ‘cough! cough! cough! cough! cough! cough! cough! cough! cough! cough! cough! cough! cough!….” I never tried that shit since then 
But all I wanted was to grow up asap. One more edge that grownups had on kids was hooking up with apposite gender. Back then girls in my class use to be so irritating and bitchy, the world hasn’t changed much but at that time girls use to be anything but nice. They were some crazy ass rude bitches I used to get all suspicious if any girl in my class or neighbor hood sounded polite. After several years the myth was finally revealed to me when I was told that if a girl in her early teens acts extremely rude then chances are that she actually likes you or had a crush on you (of some sort).
Ok, good! And men are blamed for not understanding women. But to be a grown up is the aim of every boy, you know what else is common among young boys they have secret crushes on their hot teachers. Secret nah! Guys never have secret crushes or affairs until they are married or are in a serious relationship. They tell everyone about their crushes and affairs before that. Even if you meet one idiot for the first time and catch him starring some hot girl. He will have this devil look in his eyes and bark; ‘that hot piece of ass is your bhabi (brother’s wife).’ Yeah rite, that poor girl had no clue that you even exist, you idiot. Despite the fact that you guys were class mates for the past seven years. But when we are kids, we have crushes on our hot teachers. That teacher appears like an angel send straight from heaven; beautiful smile, nice long locks, sexy voice. A guy in his 3rd grade had a crush on his teacher.So he waited and waited and waited. His dreams were shattered when he hit 17 and decided to go up to her, reason; that lady was all fat
‘I first thought that Adnan Sami had her for breakfast or something. But it was her alright‘ he told me
So moral of the story is that growing old is not as much fun as it appears when you are kids, you don’t get much holidays from your work place, no summer vacations, no nothing. Public holidays had such significance in my life when I was in school, even if I had no clue what that holiday was about. Strikes were like bonuses. I used to ask my friend what’s the strike about.
And he used to narrate this long tale to me;
‘well dude, some guy had an old tire and thought to make use of it, so he brainstormed this important issue with his buddies and they came up with this brilliant plan of setting it on fire.
‘Burning tire, dats kewl 
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‘then one genius came up with this idea of tossing that tire on the road and throw stones on the cars by passing.’
‘Man you have some crazy fun when you grow old, eh? ’ I replied
‘Growing up is kewl man’
‘Yeah growing up is kewl’
But now if there is a terror threat in the town or some crazy freak blows himself off it doesn’t really matters you have to reach your work place on time, no matter what. I remember when on 18th October their was a big bomb blast not greatly far from my place and some150 people died, I planned to stay home and watch Kamran Khan whine on GEO (RIP). My dad asked me that what the hell I was doing.
I meekly replied, ‘watching Kamran Khan whine’.
‘Why aren’t you getting ready for work?’ He asked.
‘Because its dangerous to go out their!’
‘What are you? Some white lady from New York ’
Then he asked me to grow some balls and get my ass ready for work. So there I was out in middle, with little or no traffic on the streets of Karachi city, trying to grow some balls on my way to work and reminiscing the good old days when I was a kid and use to get a day off just by acting sick.
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Once upon a time two young hippies in their late teens were walking aimlessly on the streets of Karachi.
aMms: Dude I want that new film SAW. I heard a lot about it.
Sims: oh that one, you can borrow the dvd…it’s an interesting film. Do you know the real killer was just lying on the floor through out the movie, pretending to be the dead guy. Hehe.
aMms: you know what you just did?
Sims: umm?
aMms: this is 300th time you told me the ending of a film. Your such an a-hole do you know that
Sims: sorry dude 
cant help it..
Sims: dude! Nice hair band.
aMms: yeah I borrowed it from my younger sis. The rubber band use to look so cheap on my pony tail
Sims: it hurts too
aMms: tell me about it
The two young hippies continued to talk stupid, in the mean while a blue hi-roof passed them and stopped, both of them halted in their feet, expecting a potential mobile snatching incident to take place. The skull of a young boy came out of the window, he examined the two from head to toe and then exclaimed to the ladies in the car;
“No baji (sister) the other one is a guy as well !!”
The two ladies giggled and asked the driver to move on, the car then disappeared on the road….
Simz: ‘what exactly just happened??’
aMms voiced in a deep shock : ‘we just got served, I guess’
Sims: ‘are we supposed to take this incident to grave ?’
aMms: ‘I dunno about that but I am having a hair cut’
Sims: ‘Me too ’
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