Posted on 28-08-2008
Filed Under (Politics, Social and Politics, humor) by عمار - aMmAr


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A: O ma this world is coming to an end, O ma God. O lord please save us from this curse!

 

B: Hold on your horse’s boy and tell me what’s wrong.

 

A: Don’t you know? Where on earth is your state of mind :P

 

B: Oh you don’t wanna know.

 

A: Why?

 

B: Because to get there you need to have a state of mind.

 

A: Very Funny.

 

B: Thank you! I know I have a sense of humor and it rocks.

 

A: I don’t have time for this; I have to text message all my friends and warn them.

 

B: About what? They already know that you are in their lives… ha ha :D

 

A: Ha Ha Ha! Quit watching stupid comedy shows on the tele.

 

B: And switch to what? News Channels!

 

A: Do what ever you like, but I have to buy some extra food and gas for any emergency, God forbid.

 

B: Now hold on, I had it with you acting crazy. You’re behaving as if this world is coming to an end or for worse; George W. Bush will spend his retirement years in Pakistan :P

 

A: Much worse is going to happen to this country. Don’t you know that Zardari will be the new President of Pakistan :(

 

B: So?!

 

A: So! ‘That’s the most stupid question anyone ever asked on this planet’. Don’t you know Zardari aka  Mr. 10% is the King of of Kings when it comes to Corruption!

 

B: Ooooh! I am scared :P You’re such a whining ass aren’t ya! And if you ask me, you deserve Zardari to be your ruler.

 

A: How can you say something so insensitive like that :O

 

B: Answer me; who told you about him being corrupt or whatever you call him?

 

A: The whole world knows what corruption he brought to this country in the 90’s.

 

B: Do you have a proof, any piece of evidence? Something that can bring him down.

 

A: You talk absurd, don’t you know about Surrey Palaces and his pet horses that used to get VIP treatment of our tax paying money.

 

B: I am sure he did all that corruption but like I said before you guys deserve him.

 

A: Why are you repeating this sentence?

 

B: Because I mean it and I can prove it and you will agree with me that you guys deserve Zardari to be your President.

 

A: Okay wise guy, give your best shot :P prove me wrong!

 

B: You know for the past several years where Zaradari was; behind bars. And the interesting bid is he spend all that time without being proven guilty.

 

A: So you want to tell me that he’s innocent :P thats crap!

 

B: Did I say that? All I am saying that both Nawaz and Musharraf kept him behind the bars on cases and spend millions of your tax paying money in Swiss courts but despite all that none of the cases proved him guilty of what they and you charge him for.

 

A: He deserved that, he’s the richest man of the country today because of the corruption he did.

 

B: I am sure you read that in a forwarded email :P but you are not getting my point. Do you know about NRO. It’s a peace of order that baptized him from all the sins that you accuse him of. Those Cases that he was not ever proven guilty for, and despite that he served behind time bars.

 

So technically speaking ( and according to NRO)he was punished for all those years for nothing :D

 

A: That’s bullshit, how can someone presently forget all those tax payer money that he wasted in some casinos, just because some lame ass order says so?

 

B: Good question, and only one person can answer this?

 

A: Who?

B: Your beloved  Musharraf   :)

 

A: What poor Musahrraf has to do with this?

 

B: Everything, he created NRO and ordered his cabinet to pass it. And so they did in late 2007 and long before the elections. In which state of mind were you that time? :P

 

A: This cant be happening, the supreme court should stop NRO.

 

B: They will not, it’s the court of hand picked judges. These judges are not designed to say NO to the orders of the MAN in charge.

 

A: I cant believe why someone like Musharraf gave a clean chit to these corrupt politicians.

 

B: Simple, dictators breed on corrupt politicians. And people like you find dictators the bestest thing that could happen to this country. So the mother nature takes its revenge by appointing most corrupt, infamous and controversial people on you.

 

Like I said, you guys deserve Zardari :P :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted on 19-08-2008
Filed Under (Politics, Rekhta, Social and Politics, videos) by عمار - aMmAr

Poetry of defiance:

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Posted on 17-08-2008
Filed Under (Pakistan, Social and Politics, Weekend whining, humor) by عمار - aMmAr

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We Pakistani have this habit to make new records. And these records are not limited to the field of cricket only where we allow infant teams like Ireland (in last WC) and Bangladesh (96) to beat us in big tournaments of the only sport left (ie Cricket) that we are actually good at in comparison to other sports.

 

So I was talking about history making, we are making new records in the sport of politics. As the parliament is impeaching the President who himself hold quite a few local and world records. If I can recall when the retired general was frequently asked that when will he resign, his answer simply used to be that when the people will ask him to. That seems to be apparently an honest reply :P from a then straight forward General that he used to portray himself to be.

 

For those who don’t know all four provincial assemblies have shown distrust on the retired general for holding the office of Presidency. This disapproval came in the shape of resolution that was carried out separately in all four provinces. Though this resolution has no legal value but morally speaking it was yet again proved that the majority wants him sacked. And for some the story does not end here, they want him tried for the crimes he has committed in 9 long years. Please keep in mind that both MQM and PPP Sherpao did not support Musharraf in this provincial resolution. MQM chose to abstain and the ex federal minister Sherpaao’s party voted against Musharraf.

 

 

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I think even a blind man can witness how things actually are. Even if you go on the streets and ask common men, the majority wants him out and tried for hundreds of cases and crimes.

 

Question is; cant he see that?

 

I am sure he can, but he will choose to ignore.

 

For what?

 

For the love of position, power and self esteem he will drag his feet. He will drag his feet for the love of Kursi, “his precious:P

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(16 Aug 1947, London, England, UK — Moslems living in London are shown as they attend the raising of the new Pakistan flag at Lancaster house to celebrate the granting of dominion, and status to Pakistan and India by the British government. )

 

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 The other day I met an old friend. After recalling the good old days of school I inquired him about his life. On the question the fellow got all animated and started counting all the tribulations in his life. His problems were not different from the problems that any other Pakistani faces everyday. Inflation that stops him for getting higher studies, power crisis that causes lack of sleeping which results in bad performance at work, joblessness in the country that makes him work at a low pay scale job on their conditions and sense of no security; as he has this fear that God forbid someday a bomb blast will either put his or the lives of his loved ones into an inevitable danger. In a nutshell this country is not a place to live.

 

Honestly, I was in no place to argue him, yes we have all these problems and they are not going anywhere towards solution but as a matter of fact with the passage of time they are increasing. But if anyone today is responsible for what has happen to this country is people like you and me. Yes we are responsible for not making enough efforts to stop the issues from destroying our country.

 

But despite 61 years of problem,mishaps and grudges, the whole country unites when we are watching a cricket match, some years back when earth quick struck the northern areas the whole country stood under the Greean and White flag to help our brothers. It was the most surprising sight for our older generation who didn’t expect this courage and empathy from the internet generation.  And the way that civil society came on the streets for the restoration of justice makes me both proud and hopeful that this nation got what it takes. Yes we need to work on a zillion things to make it ideal or close to something that we call ideal but trust me we can do it.

 

I wish you Happy Independence

Long Live Pakistan

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