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People say:  “Rain makes a menace of Karachi … ”

I say; ” Rain makes a Venice of Karachi “

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Once upon a time in a rainy season:

Ring Ring !!
Ring Ring !!

Shabz: Hello?
aMmAr: Dude!

Shabz: What?
aMmAr: Dhaba (cheap tea shop) in 15 mins

Shabz: No
aMmAr: why?

Shabz: the rain clouds
aMmAr: what about em?

Shabz: They are not in a good mood.
aMmAr: wtf are you talking about?

Shabz: Its going to rain man!
aMmAr: Says who?

Shabz: The guy on PTV
aMmAr: You mean the fat guy with thick Punjabi accent on PTV?

Shabz: Yes!
aMmAr: Screw him!! who watches PTV anyway

aMmAr: So are you coming?
Shabz: hmmm….two letters………N O

aMmAr: Screw you !!

Hangs up the phone…………

Day-II

Ring Ring !!
Ring Ring !!

aMmAr: Yello?!
Shabz: Dude!

aMmAr: What?
Shabz: Dhaba (cheap tea shop) in 15 mins

aMmAr: Man its raining outside…
Shabz: It was rainging man… you are such a sissy boy and besides its not going to rain now.

aMmAr: Says who?
Shabz: The guy on PTV..

aMmAr: You mean the fat guy with thick Punjabi accent on PTV?
Shabz: Yes

aMmAr: Screw him!! who watches PTV anyway

After 15 mins… Under some shelter

aMmAr: Its f***ing raining man !
Shabz: I can see that..

After 1 hour 15 mins… Under the same shelter

Shabz: It seems the rain aint going to stop?!
aMmAr: I can see that…

Shabz: Screw the weather man!!
aMmAr: You mean the fat guy with thick Punjabi accent on PTV?

Shabz: Yes

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- Goodness Gracious me

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I was tagged by Pr3rna. This time I have to answer a bunch of some interesting questions. I would like to Tag: Beeca, Supe, Nikki, Ayaz, R.Sameem and Shahrzad.

1. Last movie you saw in a theater?

Theatre?? Ever heard of a DVD player? Besides I am a Karachiite we dont spend money on movies and overcoats

2. What book are you reading?

I borrowed ‘How the web was born‘ from Rakesh. But am I getting any time to read it?

3. Favorite board game?

Ludo What? dont tell me you have not played this mind blowing game.

4. Favorite magazine?

Newsweek, there was a time when I used to read “Young Times” a lot.

5. Favorite smells?

I like the smell of Bar-B-QUE, especially when I am starving.

6. Favorite sounds?

If you dwell in a city like Karachi you will prefer the sound of Silence. Now You have the right to ask;’What on earth is the sound of Silence’.

Answer; I just made that up

7. Worst feeling in the world?

When bullies mistreat the innocents. One example is Israeli occupation on the poor Palestinians.

8. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?

That I can sleep for another 10 mins or more

9. Favorite fast food place?

Good Broast What? they make good broast and yes they named the place ‘Good Broast’. How convinient eh?

10. Future child’s name?

Zehra if its a gurl. Meesam if its a boy and trust me I am not getting married any time sooner. Its jsut I like the two names.

11. Finish this statement. “If I had lot of money I’d….?

I’d buy myslef a 1974 Ford Mustang

12. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

Do I what

13. Storms - cool or scary?

I totally dig it.

14. Favorite drink?

Lemonade.

15. Finish this statement, “If I had the time I would….”?

I would write a book. A novel perhaps.

16. Do you eat the stems on broccoli?

I am not a big fan of vegetables.

17. If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?

I like my hair the way they are. And for those who are still under this impression that I have dyed my hairs to grey; Guyz they are naturally grey.

18. Name all the different cities/towns you’ve lived in?

Hmm.. karachi, Peshawar. Can I count Gulestan-e- Johar?

19. Favorite sports to watch?

Soccer, cricket, tennis and Beach volley Ball

20. One nice thing about the person who sent this to you?

Aunty Pr3rna tagged me. She’s one of the few reasonable and pleasant people that I know through blogging and otherwise.

21. What’s under your bed?

Probably some dead roaches or lizards. hehe I keed

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You know what bloggers do when we don’t have any thing important to blog. We TAG!! I was tagged by our favorite blogger Lubna and this time the rules of the game are:

List 6 actions or achievements you think every person should accomplish before turning 18.There are no conditions on what can be included on the list. At the end of your post, choose 6 people to get tagged and list their names. People who are tagged write their own blog entry with their 6 suggestions. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged.

Well I can only advise guys but gurls can comment too

Things to do Before You Turn 18

1. Learn how to swim, drive, ride a motorbike, tractor, and a helicopter don’t wait until you get 18. If you are in Pakistan you can learn how to do all the above mentioned things.

2. Learn how to play a music instrument. Depends on your taste, I will suggest you a guitar.

3. Try getting good grades at school and high school. Its important people, I know the schooling sucks and there are better things to do then doing home work but you don’t want less talented people with better grades judging you.

4. Fall in love and get dumped, and then fall in love with a better girl. It’s a learning process and people spend ages following this pattern but nobody learns ever. Trust me

5. Do the most dangerous thing ever. I ain’t advising you to get yourself killed but you can pull a prank without getting yourself seriously injured. Or cant you
6. Find  God ! Its the most important part of anyones life;  the sooner the better

I am assuming that you belong to a good family and you will learn how to respect elders, so I won’t tell you to learn that. And besides there are things in life that one learns through experiences; good or bad. And no can tell you how to do it. But one should enjoy its life to the fullest before the unfair life dawns upon you.

 

I tag;

1. Prerna
2. Sana-nikki
3. Homeyra
4. Shahrzad
5. Supersizme
6. Ali Raza Shaikh

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