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Year 2009 celebrations in different part of the world, especially in Pakistan

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For those who missed out ‘Karachi’s Bloger Meetup’. Here is the replay of the LIVE blogomentary. My friend Fariha Akhtar was covering the event for her site Ideas Hut and for our baby TEA BREAK.

And she did a great job, thanks Faree!

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I haven’t blogged for over 2 weeks, now thats like a decade in the business of blogging Every time I decided to blog, something inside stopped me. Being lazy is not the reason this time. I dont know about others but if I’m unhappy then the small functioning portion in my upper chamber stops working I know how my blogging life was effecting my personal life last year. But that didnt stop me from blogging. Maybe I firmly believe in the argument that if you have nothing important or special to say then its better to keep your mouth shut. But many bloggers dont follow this approach and thats how easily they become the part of the establishment’s propaganda schemes

How convenient it is to “ONLY” blame the Govt when doctors, religious clerics aka mullahs, Gas/Petrol pump owners, Big and Small scale business and shop owners are handsomely contributing in corruption. But thats a whole different topic that I might address some other time.

In other news I had the opportunity to meet some great people over past few weeks, thanks to seminars and sessions that are being held in my city. I just missed one few hours ago thanks to my ailing health. But my sudden appreciation for such activities just made me realized that I actually miss being a student. Lolz how funny is that eh?

Anyways I will try to be regular from now on… till then dasvidanaya! (Goodbye)

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-We declare winter in Karachi, when we stop sweating if the power goes off. 

-We declare winter in Karachi, when one out of three people coughs, sneezes and whine how unpleasant the cough syrup or joshaanda is

-We declare winter in Karachi, when at every corner there is a coffee and soup stall instead of sharbat and falooda stall. 

-We declare winter in Karachi, when the local khocha sells peanuts in the price of Zinger Burgers :P 

Last and lamest of all reasons;

-We declare winter in Karachi, when the temperature falls down to 10 degree Celsius 

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People say:  “Rain makes a menace of Karachi … ”

I say; ” Rain makes a Venice of Karachi “

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Once upon a time in a rainy season:

Ring Ring !!
Ring Ring !!

Shabz: Hello?
aMmAr: Dude!

Shabz: What?
aMmAr: Dhaba (cheap tea shop) in 15 mins

Shabz: No
aMmAr: why?

Shabz: the rain clouds
aMmAr: what about em?

Shabz: They are not in a good mood.
aMmAr: wtf are you talking about?

Shabz: Its going to rain man!
aMmAr: Says who?

Shabz: The guy on PTV
aMmAr: You mean the fat guy with thick Punjabi accent on PTV?

Shabz: Yes!
aMmAr: Screw him!! who watches PTV anyway

aMmAr: So are you coming?
Shabz: hmmm….two letters………N O

aMmAr: Screw you !!

Hangs up the phone…………

Day-II

Ring Ring !!
Ring Ring !!

aMmAr: Yello?!
Shabz: Dude!

aMmAr: What?
Shabz: Dhaba (cheap tea shop) in 15 mins

aMmAr: Man its raining outside…
Shabz: It was rainging man… you are such a sissy boy and besides its not going to rain now.

aMmAr: Says who?
Shabz: The guy on PTV..

aMmAr: You mean the fat guy with thick Punjabi accent on PTV?
Shabz: Yes

aMmAr: Screw him!! who watches PTV anyway

After 15 mins… Under some shelter

aMmAr: Its f***ing raining man !
Shabz: I can see that..

After 1 hour 15 mins… Under the same shelter

Shabz: It seems the rain aint going to stop?!
aMmAr: I can see that…

Shabz: Screw the weather man!!
aMmAr: You mean the fat guy with thick Punjabi accent on PTV?

Shabz: Yes

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